Monthly Archives: March 2007

The Fall of the Eastland

The Eastland moored at a pierAt a pier on the Chicago River on 24 July 1915, as the passenger steamer SS Eastland prepared to embark across lake Michigan, chief engineer Joseph Erickson grew increasingly concerned about his ship’s demeanor. While the long line of passengers strolled up the gangplank, the engine room crew pumped water into the ballast tanks to keep the ship and its shifting load on an even keel. But the Eastland was being more persnickety than usual on that particular morning, seemingly intent on leaning a bit to one side or the other.

The hundreds of Western Electric employees on board the passenger liner were bound for the company picnic in Michigan City, Indiana, just across the lake. The annual event was typically filled with frolicking and festivity, so the ship was brimming with excited families and plentiful picnic baskets. When the vessel reached its capacity of 2,500, the gangplank was brought in and the ship’s orchestra sprang into action in the ballroom. Many passengers began dancing in spite of the crowded conditions, unconcerned with the slowly increasing slope of the dance floor.

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The Farewell Dossier

Soviet pipeline workersSoviet pipeline workersIn 1982, operatives from the USSR’s Committee for State Security– known internationally as the KGB– celebrated the procurement of a very elusive bit of Western technology. The Soviets were developing a highly lucrative pipeline to carry natural gas across the expanse of Siberia, but they lacked the software to manage the complex array of pumps, valves, turbines, and storage facilities that the system would require. The United States possessed such software, but the US government had predictably turned down their Cold War opponent’s request to purchase the product.

Never ones to allow the limitations of the law to dictate their actions, the KGB officials inserted an agent to abduct the technology from a Canadian firm. Unbeknownst to the Soviet spies, the software they stole sported a little something extra: a few lines of computer code which had been inserted just for them.

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A Fluke of Nature

Dicrocoelium dendriticumDicrocoelium dendriticumAs the sun rises over a grassy pasture, and the morning light glints from the countless clinging drops of dew, a single snail resolutely inches toward a mound of steaming nourishment. But unbeknownst to the armored gastropod, this seemingly ordinary heap of cow dung conceals a legion of tiny Dicrocoelium dendriticum eggs, each of which contains the embryo of a sinister mind-controlling parasite. As the snail gorges itself on the fibrous feast, it unwittingly sets the collection of unborn lancet flukes on a miniature adventure which will lead them through slime, zombies, and bile to ultimately find their own unique kind of utopia.

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Damn Schedule

Yes, we here at Damn Interesting acknowledge that we’ve not been squeezing out articles without our once-vigorous regularity. Following some recent author departures, the remaining writers have tried to keep things moving by pushing harder… but sometimes the harder one pushes, the more things get backed up.

Rather than continuing to produce articles in such unpredictable spurts, we’ve decided to establish a schedule and give it a whirl. Beginning tomorrow– 22 March– we aim to have something new posted every Monday and Thursday, and we’ll eliminate the intermingled oldies. This way, there will be no more wondering when the next article will arrive.

Ultimately our goal is to irrigate our writers pool so we can move to posting something new every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, so if you delight in the prospect of writing for a website that makes crappy metaphors, feel free to send us a sample. We’ve received a few in recent weeks, and we’re looking those over as well.

Thanks for putting up with our irregular output lately, hopefully this change will help things to flow more smoothly.

The Flying Saucers of North America

Under the cover of darkness on 07 October 1959, a convoy of military vehicles escorted a flatbed truck through the abandoned streets of Malton, Canada just outside of Toronto. Local police had arranged to clear the route from a top-secret aircraft hangar to Toronto harbor, so the drivers paid little mind to traffic laws as they traversed the city. Upon arrival at the harbor the concealed cargo would be transferred to a US Navy tugboat, where it would make its way to a special NASA research facility in the United States under close guard. The exaggerated security was understandable given the circumstances: The secret stowed beneath the truck’s tarps was a real-life flying saucer.

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