Damn Write

I’ll do it haha.

I’ll submit my article soon…

Sort of a “put up or shut up” kinda thing I suppose

Maybe somebody can donate a million monkeys and a million typewriters.
That should speed things up.

Man said: “Maybe somebody can donate a million monkeys and a million typewriters.

That should speed things up.”

I’ll throw in a typewriter…but I don’t have any spare monkeys…

On a more serious note, I’d love to write albeit infrequently as I have a full time job, go to school part time, have a wife who likes to spend time with me…yada yada yada, however, I am having trouble figuring out what I would write about. Perhaps if Alan would post some of the “recommended topics” we would have someplace to start…

I submitted an example of writing, but haven’t heard anything back. I guess it wasn’t good enough.

By the way, I’m new. Hi everyone! Awesome site.

Alan, this may be a lot, since your the only one i know writing stuff, but maybe a “suggestions” comments page might be good for a once a month thing

What a witty title.

“Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter soltice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wish-i-ers.
By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with any/or no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.” …

WARNING: POLITICALY INCORRECT STATEMENT TO FOLLOW:

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

Tink said: “”Please…

Oh BTW I did NOT write this, It is from an e-Mail, don’t know the original author. :)

really wish i could write..

but i’m not that damn interesting.. :P

Duh – six munce ago I couldn’t evin spel riter – now I are one!

Hey guys i am new here… is it that it is possible to write any article??? just about any thing???
do the article have to be 100% genuine?? Like example if i am writing about ‘sleep’ do i have to make my research on sleep and those stuff so that the information is all exact??