Comments on: How to Hypnotize a Chicken

By: cythrawl

cythrawl — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 01:11:26 +0000

humane roasted chicken!

By: Gunerjimbo

Gunerjimbo — Wed, 20 May 2009 17:19:35 +0000

Now how do i hypnotise my dick or can i get a chicken to blow me

By: nate

nate — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 16:30:11 +0000

I actually did this once at MJWT (marine jungle warfare training). They teach you this way so if your ever stuck behind enemy lines and happen to find a wild chicken or a village chicken coup, you can capture and kill it silently. Pretty DI.

We tried it on the goat too.. didnt work >

By: ieatlettuce

ieatlettuce — Thu, 12 Apr 2007 11:18:39 +0000

My brother used to do this with the chickens we had. It's kind of funny at first, but the chicken really just lies there so the laughs don't last.

Josh Harding said: "Yes, but it would be handy in a quick game of chicken darts."

Chicken darts! Wish we'd thought of that!

By: V-Blue

V-Blue — Sun, 31 Dec 2006 09:26:16 +0000

hahahaha…….sounds funny!!

By: affnan

affnan — Wed, 30 Nov 2005 22:41:54 +0000

For all those humans that were hypnotized into clucking like a chicken at the sound of a bell…Wouldn’t that be a great trick to make it talk like a human at the sound of the bell? We could probably get it to run in the next primary!

By: Josh Harding

Josh Harding — Tue, 22 Nov 2005 19:30:24 +0000

Yes, but it would be handy in a quick game of chicken darts.

By: Alan Bellows

Alan Bellows — Tue, 22 Nov 2005 00:35:10 +0000

Bryan Lowder said: "Yes, but to what purpose? The chicken is too stupid to pull off a “Manchurian Candidate”-style assasination…"

That's what Colonel Sanders wants you to think.