Comments on: Professional Farters http://www.damninteresting.com/professional-farters A collection of Damn Interesting things Mon, 15 Mar 2010 04:21:03 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: Flatch http://www.damninteresting.com/professional-farters#comment-22117 Flatch Sun, 13 Jul 2008 16:53:27 +0000 http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=202#comment-22117 I wonder if he's one of my relatives. I've been called a walking fart machine!! I can be seen with my fartoons on my space under flatch!!! This little ditty is to the tune of " I love to laugh" from mary poppins..."..I love to fart, loud and long and clear. The more I fart, the more I'm a merrier me!" or to " the drinking mans diet" by Allen Sherman" fart, fart, everyone fart. it's hard to stop, once you start! With every good fartin'stink out them that's smartin', so fart, fart, fart!" I wonder if he’s one of my relatives. I’ve been called a walking fart machine!! I can be seen with my fartoons on my space under flatch!!! This little ditty is to the tune of ” I love to laugh” from mary poppins…”..I love to fart, loud and long and clear. The more I fart, the more I’m a merrier me!” or to ” the drinking mans diet” by Allen Sherman” fart, fart, everyone fart. it’s hard to stop, once you start! With every good fartin’stink out them that’s smartin’, so fart, fart, fart!”

]]> By: AJ1952Chats http://www.damninteresting.com/professional-farters#comment-20840 AJ1952Chats Sat, 05 Apr 2008 23:40:19 +0000 http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=202#comment-20840 That's some amazing talent! One of my friends let go with one several years ago that sounded like a whippoorwill and I let one go that sounded like a duck a few minutes ago, but our "talkents" can't hold a candle (or a match) to this guy. One of my friends told me that, when he was in high school, he once let one go and timed it, and the duration was (as I recall) 20 seconds! That’s some amazing talent!

One of my friends let go with one several years ago that sounded like a whippoorwill and I let one go that sounded like a duck a few minutes ago, but our “talkents” can’t hold a candle (or a match) to this guy. One of my friends told me that, when he was in high school, he once let one go and timed it, and the duration was (as I recall) 20 seconds!

]]> By: Nicki the Heinous http://www.damninteresting.com/professional-farters#comment-16785 Nicki the Heinous Mon, 13 Aug 2007 18:25:56 +0000 http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=202#comment-16785 <p>I can do this with belches . . can't everyone?</p> I can do this with belches . . can’t everyone?

]]> By: King Randall http://www.damninteresting.com/professional-farters#comment-11466 King Randall Sun, 31 Dec 2006 12:20:55 +0000 http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=202#comment-11466 <p>I believe the first time I heard of someone being able to control the intake and expulsion of air through one's anus on command, the act was referred to as a "grimmace". Like the big purple whatever-the-shit he was that used to hang around with Ronald McDonald. By the by, whatever happened to all those lovable tramps? Seems Ronald had a falling out with the others, perhaps? Hamburglar is probably doing some hard time. I'll have to go with prostitution/meth for the bird-girl hybrid, and heavy drug/alcohol abuse for good ol' Grimmace. I hope for his sake that he never learns of his name being synonymous with anal-trickery. It could be the last straw in the post-Ronald-shell-of-a-life he's maintained so far.</p> I believe the first time I heard of someone being able to control the intake and expulsion of air through one’s anus on command, the act was referred to as a “grimmace”. Like the big purple whatever-the-shit he was that used to hang around with Ronald McDonald. By the by, whatever happened to all those lovable tramps? Seems Ronald had a falling out with the others, perhaps? Hamburglar is probably doing some hard time. I’ll have to go with prostitution/meth for the bird-girl hybrid, and heavy drug/alcohol abuse for good ol’ Grimmace. I hope for his sake that he never learns of his name being synonymous with anal-trickery. It could be the last straw in the post-Ronald-shell-of-a-life he’s maintained so far.

]]> By: Cathryn http://www.damninteresting.com/professional-farters#comment-11457 Cathryn Sun, 31 Dec 2006 07:39:04 +0000 http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=202#comment-11457 <p><span class='quote'>JoJo said: "I'm surprised he was replaced by a woman. Men fart alot, but not women. They can't keep their mouth shut long enough to let the pressure build."</span></p><p>if you dont have anything nice to say, dont say anything at all.</p> JoJo said: “I’m surprised he was replaced by a woman. Men fart alot, but not women. They can’t keep their mouth shut long enough to let the pressure build.”

if you dont have anything nice to say, dont say anything at all.

]]> By: JoJo http://www.damninteresting.com/professional-farters#comment-11308 JoJo Tue, 26 Dec 2006 22:47:27 +0000 http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=202#comment-11308 <p>I'm surprised he was replaced by a woman. Men fart alot, but not women. They can't keep their mouth shut long enough to let the pressure build.</p> I’m surprised he was replaced by a woman. Men fart alot, but not women. They can’t keep their mouth shut long enough to let the pressure build.

]]> By: stoid7 http://www.damninteresting.com/professional-farters#comment-10236 stoid7 Wed, 15 Nov 2006 09:26:44 +0000 http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=202#comment-10236 <p>iv heard about this guy before</p> iv heard about this guy before

]]> By: Tink http://www.damninteresting.com/professional-farters#comment-9568 Tink Thu, 26 Oct 2006 04:15:23 +0000 http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=202#comment-9568 <p>Q: What happens when you eat beans and peanut butter...?</p><p>A: You get a fart that sticks to the roof of your ass! </p> Q: What happens when you eat beans and peanut butter…?

A: You get a fart that sticks to the roof of your ass!

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