Comments on: America’s Secret Plan to Invade Canada https://www.damninteresting.com/americas-secret-plan-to-invade-canada/ Fascinating true stories from science, history, and psychology since 2005 Sun, 30 Mar 2025 16:38:42 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.2 By: Adam Churvis https://www.damninteresting.com/americas-secret-plan-to-invade-canada/#comment-75662 Sun, 30 Mar 2025 16:38:42 +0000 https://www.damninteresting.com/?p=492#comment-75662 It is March 30, 2025. I’m an American who used to ridicule such talk as this. Not anymore. Canada, if you have ANY sense of self-preservation:

1. Change your firearms laws overnight (you can do this; you have in the past) to allow citizens to own just about ANY firearm they wish, with only some restrictions such as fully-automatic fire unless licensed,

2. Establish the Canadian Militia, open to every adult non-felon who wishes to fight at a moment’s notice as a civilian,

3. Train, train, train, free of charge, and assign rank based on marksmanship performance,

4. Stay VIGILANT!

I respect Canada and all Canadians, and shall NEVER do ANYTHING that might work against them.

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By: JarvisLoop https://www.damninteresting.com/americas-secret-plan-to-invade-canada/#comment-73025 Tue, 01 Oct 2019 00:14:32 +0000 https://www.damninteresting.com/?p=492#comment-73025 Any powerful country that does not spy on and have contingency plans for invading all other countries is run by morons.

It’s just reality. You have to be ready for everything.

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By: antibub https://www.damninteresting.com/americas-secret-plan-to-invade-canada/#comment-72641 Fri, 23 Nov 2018 18:43:49 +0000 https://www.damninteresting.com/?p=492#comment-72641 To say that Canada rips the americans off because they defend us. Is,Bull sh t. Where were the Americans from Sept. ’39 to dec. 7th ’41 ??? I believe there were uboats off the coast of nova scotia (maritime provinces) from 40 to 45…..no help from the us then. And Canada had a navy that ended up being the 3rd largest by end of 45. No, Canada is alright on it’s own. Too bad the usa thinks it gets the sh t end of the deal. When, the rest of the world was at war with Germans and Japs the US was making money and becoming stronger economically.

Where were the american’s during ww1?? As far as I’m concerned they deserve very little praise since they didn’t even get involved until the 11th hour of that war. Canada was in it from day one and fought for over 3 and half years longer than the usa. Canada formed a force of 500000 men in less than a year. That would be the same as 5 Million americans (1 to 10 ratio population). I don’t think the usa ever had that many per capita for any war. Canada would fast become a formidable military as in the past. Beware the idiot americans that think they could just push us over. Canada needs nukes of it’s own !!!!

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By: tommy2340 https://www.damninteresting.com/americas-secret-plan-to-invade-canada/#comment-71842 Thu, 17 Nov 2016 02:42:08 +0000 https://www.damninteresting.com/?p=492#comment-71842 CANADA may be small but you underestimate the battle level of their troops at your own peril just ask the germans the captured ss guards after the second world war said they were most fearful of engaging Canadian formations as they knew how fierce the fighting would be….

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By: Mike S https://www.damninteresting.com/americas-secret-plan-to-invade-canada/#comment-70584 Thu, 26 May 2016 02:00:07 +0000 https://www.damninteresting.com/?p=492#comment-70584 FWIW, when I (a Brit) was on holiday in Mexico recently I met several people from USA. One guy (from NY, whose parents immigrated to USA from Poland in the 1930s) was perfectly charming and intelligent and was fervently pro-USA and, I think, not a fan of Britain. In all seriousness he suggested that USA should invade Canada and Mexico, so that it could ‘secure’ the whole of the Northern American continent! Scary.

I mentioned this to a Texan couple who said it’s thinking like that that encourages Texans to secede!

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By: FuckAmerica123 https://www.damninteresting.com/americas-secret-plan-to-invade-canada/#comment-39931 Thu, 06 Aug 2015 02:34:26 +0000 https://www.damninteresting.com/?p=492#comment-39931 personally….i dont just “think” but i “KNOW” the United states is an artificial country!!! im from Montreal and have unfortunately had to go to the US 4 times in my life! they suck natural resorces out of Canada (aka the tar sands, financial institutions, etc…) there attitudes suck! there country is polluted, there gun laws cause thousands of deaths, Barrack Obama is a dick, and there national security is a laughing joke!!!! lets face it…. the only reason america is invading Canada, is because they know we are a better nation!!!!!!!!!!!

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By: Lee sullivan https://www.damninteresting.com/americas-secret-plan-to-invade-canada/#comment-39735 Sat, 06 Jun 2015 01:47:27 +0000 https://www.damninteresting.com/?p=492#comment-39735 Aha! I used to wonder why gas stations stopped giving out those nice free road maps. After reading about those aggressive and imperialistic Canadians who are always going about the world gobbling up countries, I now know it was part of the defense plan. Veeery good preventative move.
Too bad about that cow and pig.

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By: JohnD https://www.damninteresting.com/americas-secret-plan-to-invade-canada/#comment-39683 Thu, 16 Apr 2015 08:15:11 +0000 https://www.damninteresting.com/?p=492#comment-39683 I’m pretty sure every single Western nation has a plan to invade every other nation. Canada probably has a plan to fight the US, the UK, Australia, China, Russia… Heck probably even Botswana or something. Honestly the surprise that people exhibit when nations reveal they’ve had plans to invade other nations exasperates me. Even the British response to the Suez crisis was somewhat planned out (then the Egyptians decided to be weird and the plans changed)

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By: Samuel Adams https://www.damninteresting.com/americas-secret-plan-to-invade-canada/#comment-39503 Fri, 09 Jan 2015 11:15:56 +0000 https://www.damninteresting.com/?p=492#comment-39503

Arcangel said: “Oh and if you are really serious consider Iraq. You guys are having a tough enough time over there and with Afghanistan, Iran, North Korea, need I go on? Better that you consider us allies then enemies. Seems you have a world full of them.”

everyday headlines. something needs to happen.

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By: edward sedgewick 3rd https://www.damninteresting.com/americas-secret-plan-to-invade-canada/#comment-39356 Mon, 20 Oct 2014 15:30:15 +0000 https://www.damninteresting.com/?p=492#comment-39356

kerad13 said: “as a canadian i would like to say that canada succesfully burned down the americans white house.”

in the war of 1812-1815 we “AMERICANS” did burn down the Canadian Parliament, but it was the British who get the credit for burning down the White House

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