Apologies for the nasty patches of downtime recently… our hosting provider seems to have experienced some heavy technical difficulties at their data center:

…a Phase C Conductor Cable on UPS #4 has been compromised to the point that immediate action to repair it is necessary or a ground fault will occur to the building systems. […] The supervisor in one of our core routers went kaput when the power went off. […] Further problems arose with corrupt configurations left over from the old supervisor. […] One-point-twenty-one Gigawatts! Great scott!

As of now, things roughly resemble normalcy, though that plane of reality can be highly unstable. Barring any further unforeseen complications, we plan to come up with something new faster than a sousaphone full of crackers.