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Finally an invention we should all support. It had to bust out of Japan, a county infamous for its risqué creativity. And for those of us sinking inevitably into winter, this couldn’t come at a more opportune time.
Allow me put forward the heated bra. The cups are lined with a gel that allows one to warm this brassiere in the microwave, and it will then exude that warmth out into its charges over the course of several hours. Not only is it practical, though, it’s also stylish. The gel-filled cups add a bit of bulk, the middle sports a little “hot pepper” pendant, and the coup de grâce, a built in faux fur boa.
Personally, I find it very uplifting that people are still creating perky things like this, and I’ll bet that all the cold nipples out there are piqued.
Sadly, the warming bra only comes white. I don’t know why, but this thing screams out to me of hot-pink-leapord-print. With a matching fuzzy pimp hat.
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Well, there goes the old saying ‘cold as a witch’s…’ well, you know the rest.
This is a revolution. Finaly scandalous clothing can be worn ALL year long while at the same time being comfortable. Something the tube top worn in January was never able to achieve.
Oh, Jason! The innocent days of the web site are gone. Sure, Alan talked about sex, but the picture would have been appropriate for Sunday School. Now when my wife peeks over my shoulder and sees an attractive Asian woman in a fur bra, she’ll… well, she may think I’m looking at another website altogether….
Bryan Lowder said: “Oh, Jason! The innocent days of the web site are gone. Sure, Alan talked about sex, but the picture would have been appropriate for Sunday School. Now when my wife peeks over my shoulder and sees an attractive Asian woman in a fur bra, she’ll… well, she may think I’m looking at another website altogether….”
Um, I advise against clicking the link to see the next entry….
Love the puns, Jason. Good work! *thumbs up*
As a chick, there are few things worse than a cold bra on a cold morning….and if you drape a normal one over the heater you are likely to get underwire burn which is very hard to work around. … This is brilliant. Japan, I take my fuzzy pimp hat off to you.
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Tit! I saw the word in hustler magazine!
If your married to a fat man just have him fart on it – instant heat. no really there are many solutions. Put it under your pillow when in the shower. Done.
How would putting something under your pillow warm it up I wonder? Where does the heat come from?
Wow, kinky and practical. Kudos Japan.