That last sentence may be true, but apparently some bats aren't harmless. Certain bats are now suspected of causing some of the world's most feared diseases. And all the trouble started because some people, rather than leave them alone, eat them.
Australian researchers Lin-Fa Wang and Hugh Field have found that horseshoe bats are the likely natural reservoir of the deadly SARS virus that struck southern China in 2002, killing over 700 people and sickening thousands. Originally, a SARS-like virus was found in an animal called the palm civet (a cousin to the "source" of Luak Coffee). When this turned out to be a red herring, Wang and Field placed their bets on bats. Sure enough, SARS-like viruses and antibodies against them showed up in a whole lotta bats, and the finding has been repeated by others around the world.
The duo had good reasons to suspect our flying friends. Bats had already been found to harbor the nasty Hendra and Neepa viruses. And bats have so many disease-harboring and -spreading talents that researcher Kathryn Holmes calls them "magnificent vectors". They're more closely related to humans than you might think (some classify them as primates). They are relatively long lived, a potentially stable home. They huddle together during the day, sneezing and coughing on each other and spreading viruses around, even to other bat species. Then at night, they spread out for miles, potentially spreading disease far and wide. Some even think they can carry diseases without getting very sick themselves. Yikes.
How is it that humans managed to get these diseases? It looks like the sale of bats for food is to blame for bringing folks and flying furballs together. Most Westerners cringe at the thought of eating the critters, but they are prized as food in other parts of the world. The outbreak of SARS is likely due to humans mingling with bats in the crowded markets of southern China.
Now the poor creatures are suspected of spreading the hideous Marburg and Ebola viruses. Could it get any worse? Yes. The eating of giant fruit bats or "flying foxes" on the island of Guam is now blamed for causing one of the most baffling and disturbing epidemics ever-- a sudden appearance of a Parkinson's disease-like syndrome in the 1970's.
The Chamorro people of Guam loved the taste of flying foxes. An American military presence in Guam suddenly made guns more available, and therefore made the delicious giant fruit bats more available too. After downing a flying fox, an aboriginal resident of Guam would drop the whole thing unskinned into a pot of boiling milk. In an hour or so, soup was on. But every scrumptious spoonful was causing cumulative poisoning.
Primitive, fern-like trees called cycads grow on Guam and neighboring islands. These plants produce brightly-colored fruits that often contain neurotoxins. The native peoples ate the seeds, but were wise to the danger, and they therefore washed the seeds thoroughly.
The bats, however, were not so discriminating. They ate the fruits with relish, accumulating toxins in their flesh. And then the Guamians ate them. After downing enough bats, these people started showing tragic symptoms of a new disease christened ALS-PDC. The syndrome was a ghastly amalgam of Alzheimer's-like dementia, ALS-like slow paralysis, and Parkinson's-like shaking. Eventually the disease became the leading cause of death among the adult Chamorro people.
Then just as suddenly, new cases of the disease stopped happening. Turns out that the native bats had been hunted to near-extinction, and different species were being imported from Samoa and other places where no cycads grew. The origin of the disease wasn't worked out until years later, so it remained a deep mystery for decades. The answer was over their heads the whole time-- they merely needed to look up to that leathery flapping sound.
After all of this, bats need a friend. But don't give them a hug. And don't eat them.

Damn! And I was going to try to market Bat Sorbet in Japan this year.
This past summer, I had bats living in the attic above my bedroom. They would scamper out at night and fly around in circles, feasting on the plethra of mosquitos infesting my yard. It was a truly sad day when they flew away and I sealed their entry point so they could never return.
I forgot to mention that however many bugs they ate, I never tried to eat one. It ranks up there with licking frogs.
From what I understand, Australian aborigines are one human population the consumes bats on a regular basis. Now, I don't have a problem with bats at all, but I've never really had much of a desire to eat them -- not enough meat. ;-)
I'm one of the bat lovers mentioned at the beginning of the article. I personally think bats are terrific. I'm just saddened that they are disease-ridden and that new international laws prevent me from buying my own flying fox.
Josh Harding said: "I forgot to mention that however many bugs they ate, I never tried to eat one. It ranks up there with licking frogs."
Never tried to eat a bat, or never tried to eat a bug?
Eat a bat and you may just turn out like Ossie Osbourne.
I'm a bat fancier as well but not in the culinary fashion. Although not disease riddled like the bat or flying fox, the tarantula spider is also a delicacy when boiled and I would not eat one of those.
Ozzy is a pretty successful guy, and I would be thoroughly pleased to be half as rich as him.
what an amazing find!
-L.
Log on next week! Same Bat Time! Same Bat Channel! ::::Doing Bat Dance::::
I am one of those people who are willing to eat just about anything: insects, monkey brains (given the chance), deer testicles. However, I cringe at the thought of eating bats; They are simply too disease-ridden.
In 1995, Richard Preston speculated in his book "The Hot Zone" that the breeding ground for the ebola virus was probably in bat droppings found in their caves.
Ebola is some scary, scary stuff.
Perhaps the ancient cultures had good reason for demonizing bats.
what did the ebola virus do? Dont we get shots for it?
>.> damn bats.
I love bats!! I didn't know they carried al these diseases though!
Josh Harding said: "I forgot to mention that however many bugs they ate, I never tried to eat one. It ranks up there with licking frogs."
Yeah like smelling moth balls.....
Bryan Lowder said: "I'm one of the bat lovers mentioned at the beginning of the article. I personally think bats are terrific. I'm just saddened that they are disease-ridden and that new international laws prevent me from buying my own flying fox.
Never tried to eat a bat, or never tried to eat a bug?"
it's hard to do with out pulling their little legs or wings off. Hahaha. My bad. ;)
you've convinced me, i wont eat bugs anymore.
MeasureMan said: "Eat a bat and you may just turn out like Ossie Osbourne."
More like take enough drugs and you'll end up biting the heads off of pigeons and bats like Ozzy Osbourne. I still love ya though Ozzy.
From what I remember seeing on TV, the first time Ozzy bit the head off something he was at a press conference, and very much out of it from one drug or another. He was sitting down and a pigeon landed on his lap, he just picked it up and bit it's head off. I seem to remember him saying something like: "It seemed like a good idea at the time." Now I'm not sure if thats true, but it is a pretty good reason not to take drugs.
When I research it quickly, I get a slightly different story. Studio executives invited Ozzy to thier office to make peace (because he and the studio were having a dissagreement). Instead of presenting a "white dove of peace", he bit the head off the bird infront of them. The studio executives were outraged, but Ozzy tried to calm them down by letting them know: "The bird was already dead."
I know he claims that he though the bat was a rubber toy when he bit it's head off after a fan threw it onstage. Apparently he had to get a bunch of rabbies shots after that. Oh look at that! I may have accidentally gotten back on topic.
I'm curious to know who counts bats as primates. Still, those are some pretty horrible diseases.
Yeah, I've never heard such a thing, either
Being a native Chamorro, I find it interesting to link the fruit bat to the disease known as ALS-PDC. I need to point out, however, that the majority of people struck with ALS-PDC lived in the southern end of the island, while the population of bats, and the majority of bat eating people lived in the northern end. I don't think any reason has ever been given to explain this.